confundus cheese

DICK CHEESE but smells even worse and when chicks see it the get way wet.

Me: Hey yo ma wanna see some confundus cheese!!!!

Some chick: fuck yea lemme get soma dat!

by Dick cheese man August 28, 2018

cheese on an icebreaker

"how much cheese is on an icebreaker" was said by nixlekk on 10/19/22 while trying to repeat what her brother asked her.

"how much cheese on an icebreaker" 3.1415926

by raydzlover69 October 19, 2022

Cheese Louise

Serving the cunt of Louise stuffed with mozzarella Parmesan and cheddar and American and pepper jack and American and ‘merica and a side of cheddarsnutsinyomouth and another side of clit-aura-s

Waitress: you ordered a cheese Louise?

You:with cheddarsnutsinyomouth on the side😙👍

Waitress: one LIPlicking good meal!

by Logan hugil January 24, 2025

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.

I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.

by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017

bowl of cheese

The bowl of cheese has been the most ancient and beautiful artifact found in Egypt. As you get to know it you will be blown away by its grace and amazing Ness. With all said it is the BEST.

Omg this bowl of cheese is priceless

by The definitionor January 10, 2018

cheese larva

A gross, slightly discolored penis

Ew he has a cheese larva.

by DildoDaggins69 October 19, 2015