Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions April 30, 2022

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Mom

Someone who insanely loves you, but drives you crazy! She embarrass you in front on public. She also makes disappeared items re-appear. She is also someone you want to throw on the trash.

Mom: Hey did you know she peed in her pants yesterday
Stranger: No! Tell me more
You: Mom!
Your POV: Argh! I want to throw her in the trash so much.

by memesthatilike May 1, 2022

Your Mom

The phrase, “Your Mom”, has a lot of meaning to it. It means that you should write a letter to your mom and show her that you appreciate what she has done for you.

Tom : “I’m going to write Your Mom!”
Bill : “My mom? My mom’s dead.”

by jaeeee23 May 3, 2022

ur mom

a female who is yur birth giver or mother who is gay because she likes me

BILLY: hey tom is ur mom gay?
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay

by srouser tickler May 3, 2022

your mom YES

the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully

me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES

by kevinivy100 May 4, 2022

Oscar's Mom

Incredibly attractive, and is very breed-able.

Girl: Who's that?

Guy: Oh that's Oscar's mom, she's hot.

by Oscar's Friend May 4, 2022