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Hoe in red 

A woman that found out that red is then most attractive color and always wears red head to toe everyday. They were normal before hand and worn a variety of colors but they suddenly switched all their pallet to red in a desperate attempt to subtly seduce men. These hoes usually go the extra mile, looking up “How to be sexually attractive” “how to get a big butt” or “how to get bigger boobs” on google.
Melissa: *Wearing a red shirt, a red hoodie, a red bra, a red ribbon, red underwear, red socks, red shoes, red bracelets, red earrings, red earbuds, red iPhone case, red pants, red necklace, red purse, red makeup, red phone wallpaper, and red hair*
Guy: She’s such a hoe in red!
Guy 2: I bet she even has red Pubic hairs!
Hoe in red by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022
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do you listen to girl in red? 

'do you listen to girl in red?' is basically a gay person asking another person if they are also gay.
so like... do you listen to girl in red? 😳😼

do you listen to girl in red? 

To ask someone if they listen to girl in red is to ask them if they're a lesbian. It's lesbian code for "are you a girl who likes girls and is willing to date a girl?"
"Do you listen to girl in red?"
Girl in flannel with an eyebrow slit: "Yes."

firetrucks don't stop at red lights 

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

Detroit Red Wings 

The best hockey team ever. They could beat your sorry team anyday.
The Detroit Red Wings, are really, really cool.
Detroit Red Wings by Renzeim May 24, 2005

blowing red lights 

When having unprotected sex the male proceeds to ejaculate inside the girl knowing she is not on any birth control.
I was having sex with Jennifer and she told me she is not on the pill, I didn't care it felt so good I ended up blowing red lights.
blowing red lights by Gdub's September 14, 2011