Parked

A Hood Slang meaning a Car got shot at and the driver died

Parked that Car!

by slimekrew1c September 26, 2025

Parked

The opposite of being high from cannabis/marijuana.

I don’t like being parked. I’d rather smoke a big L and get stoned.

by Meehow001 March 31, 2026

Parkwood

Worst neiborhood in Philly. Made of cold harded killers. Parkwood ain't sweet. We run everything.

Parkwood is the greatest neiborhood
Parkwood would fuck up everyone

by Pw1. October 15, 2025

Parky

Northern Vietnamese

Parky people make very good pho

by Hanoiboypho October 28, 2025

Parkinsons Piercing

When you get such a butched piercing job that it might as well have been done by someone who has a neurological disorder and can't sit still.

"My piercing got infected because they messed up the process."
"I see how bad that looks. Nice Parkinsons Piercing."

by MangoAphro November 2, 2025

Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.

I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

Parkcest

When 2 or more parks department employees are fucking in one way or another. Usually does not end well, would not recommend.

Employee 1: did you hear about the backcountry department?
Employee 2: yeah I heard they’re all parkcesting, it’s basically an orgy

by Chainsawman69 November 6, 2025