grandfarthers cock

oops.. looks like you forgot the l in clock, have fun being scarred for the rest of your life

OH SHIT I LOOKED UP grandfarthers cock ;(

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

Nokia Cock

When you are so hard you can develop a never ending unbreakable boner referee to as a Nokia cock

Friend1: what is that in Jim’s pants?
Friend2: mate he’s got a Nokia Cock for Stephanie over there
Friend1: k

by SovietManchild June 22, 2018

Cock Strain

The mild pain felt after masturbating many times in one day.

Caused by the constant tension of the Penis Muscle, could also be caused by keeping the penis in an unnatural position.
(Basically, it's just because Person A has had an erection for a long time)

*Start Call*

John: Hey fam, I met this sket Jane, wanna go shag her tonite?

John2: Nah fam, I got Cock Strain init.

John: Fuckin' Ell John2, You need to stop jackin', ya' feel me?

John2: Yeah sorry Bruv.

*End Call*

by Clownshitter November 2, 2017

cock stomper

just when a man has picked up and believes he has a chance, finds his score making out with someone else.

Shae "how'd you go last night?"
Bart " thought i had a root for sure, then saw her kissin another dude"
Shae "What a cock stomper"

by Roshaem October 26, 2009

cock block

Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.

Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."

Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."

by mspinkosu February 27, 2011

being a cock

Someone who's over the top; beyond being just a dick or an asshole. Someone with unrealistic expectations of what they expect (or want) of you; with little regard to how much you might have to give to accomplish it; or consider it when they want something from you

Your son and his wife really are being a cock, with them expecting you to baby sit their children on Christmas Eve starting at 6:45 am; and then refusing to bring their children over for a short visit on Christmas day even tho they only live 3 minutes away

by Tweed Betts December 23, 2019

chatter cock

a male who can talk the talk on online dating sites but not follow through with an actual meeting, let alone physical contact.

After 4 months of explicit chats with the chatter cock on both a dating site and private email, I finally realized we would never meet.

by barrgrrrrr October 2, 2010