poopnis 

What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?

He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"

poopnis by Dudley D April 10, 2008

poopie 

kids term for shit

mommy i poopies on the dog.

poopie by Anonymous April 17, 2003

poophoria 

the feeling of euphoria one may feel having just released a large poo.

Roger:"Being constipated really sucks!"
Joseph: "Well at least you have the poophoria to look forward to..."

poophoria by silversk8er18 January 18, 2010

Poopscapade 

multiple poops coming out in a short period of time.

after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.

Poopscapade by M&Attack April 11, 2010

pooptote 

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.

On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.

pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011

poopi 

poopi is the most over powered word in existence. when someone uses poopi, they are automatically the coolest person you will ever meet. poopi is a compliment and you should be proud to say and receive. this one is for comet <3

person 1: oh my god he is such a poopi!
person 2: i know right it’s crazy

poopi by soap goddesses November 2, 2019

Pooptart 

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

Pooptart by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020