the dirty lotus

when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.

"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"

"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."

by Jack Joff February 19, 2010

dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

by Mack Buckeye November 4, 2007

dirty skank

1) A girl who is nasty and a slut

2) A tramp

3) A ditchpig

4) A gross rotton whore

(two doods watching porn)

Guy#1: You see how that DIRTY SKANK knob gobbled the whole shaft and swallowed the entire load of hot slimy juices?

Guy#2: Yes, I do that on a rare occasion myself.

Guy#1: What!?

Guy#2: Just kidding. *winks sexually*

by wj barry February 17, 2008

Dirty Darian

When you single handedly destroy the living souls out of two girl while having a threesome a.k.a make them have an instense orgasm

Yo i just dirty Darian two frat girl yesterday they were screaming 😂😂

by XxxPussydestroyerXxxd April 24, 2020

Dirty Juliet

A Dirty Juliet is a phrase used to describe the act of borrowing something, and bringing it back bloody wrecked, chewed and smelling of shit.

Do you know what this pen smells funny and you’ve nibbled the ends, you’ve done a Dirty Juliet yet again, so why don’t you just keep the thing Janice.

by Gatesy Floyd June 9, 2019

Dirty Monika

A latin lesbian who tends to be an ass but deep down is a total slut. She loves to have an orgy with 5 females at once 6 if she is in a good mood. A dirty monika tends to get wet every time she encounters an attractive female.

Rebecca is such a dirty monika.

by Roaminglynx13 April 21, 2020

dirty three

Most commonly used to mean a three peice band by the same name, consisting of Violin, Drums, and Guitar. Songs are mostly low key, but very heartfelt, generally considered an amazing band by the few who know about them.

I saw Dirty 3 last night! Amazing!

by Bee2k June 9, 2003