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blue balls

Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.
by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008
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hair balls

A general term for untrained people willing to cut their own hair without regard for the outcome.
Barb got tired of her bangs being so long so she trimmed them in the mirror with a disposable razor. She's got hair balls!
by IowagirlBAM November 1, 2009
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Hate Ball

That ball or sphere that sits in your stomach area which you fill up from time to time with hate. Thinking about lazy people, stupid people, crap places, crap ass retards will fill it up and power that engine that motivates you when positive thoughts do nothing for you.
My hate ball was near empty when I drove through the ninth ward and saw all these folks sitting on their porch when they should be working and paying taxes and by the time i left it was filled all the way up and it energized me.
by nonstickcoyote December 21, 2010
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foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.
when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.
by tellitizaman September 15, 2010
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wastband balls

To search for something that doesn't exist on the internet. This nothing is also suspect to being spelled wrong. wtf is right.
Cole looks up berttries on the internet, he finds nothing. "this is total wastband balls!
by The other guy in the office September 28, 2010
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Mosh Ball

Mosh ball is a simple game of fetch made hardcore as people must punch, kick, push, and generally get violent to get the ball in order to win. It was invented as a way for ghetto kids who liked to fight to be friendly in something, but the schools they attended didn't afford or didn't let them into their sports.

Rules:

1.No crotch Shots.

2.No weapons.
3.(Only in a less hardcore version) No hitting in the face.

4.One person, the pitcher, who can be any person, or usually the lead singer if being played at a concert, tosses the ball into the pit.

5.The people in the pit, the area where the ball is thrown, fight to get the ball and toss it back to the pitcher.

6.Getting the ball back to the pitcher 3 times means you win. If being played outside, then that person becomes pitcher.

7. Interceptions and stealing the ball are allowed, but no knocking out in order to get the ball.

Recommendation: Use a tennis ball, its bounce and such makes it perfect for the game.
Singer: Who wants to play mosh ball?
*throws ball into crowd*

Pitcher:MOSH BALL

*throws ball*

Pit: FUCK YEAH!
by carneyman17 August 5, 2010
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ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.
Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.
by Nerynth June 10, 2011
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