Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024

Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

Doing a Billy

When you arrange to do something then don’t show up.

Bill asked the crew to completely rearrange their plans. Then didn’t show up. Thus… Doing a Billy

by PWUrb December 9, 2024

doing a charcoal

Tricking an incredibly hot girl to send you nudes on the internet so you can jerk off and ghost her.

I’m doing a charcoal to
Shimmy. She’s super hot!

by Freddylovesyou December 12, 2024

Doing a Unit

Sending crook shit to your mates on social media, always unsolicited.

Check this knob out, he's doing a unit again!

by anonymous December 27, 2024