zimbi

A person from Zimbabwe.

Hey Zimbie, what are you doing?

by Zimbi May 17, 2016

zimbwion

Spelled "zimbion"
A person from zimbabwe who won in life and now its billionaire.
A person who get from 0 to 100 real quick.

That guy used to live in zimbabwe, in poor conditions, buy now he's a zimbwion.
Your friend is a zimbwion. Yesterday he only had 5$ and now his poker skills got him rich,

by OnofrioBolacha March 21, 2017

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Zimbobsessed

To have a crippling addiction to Zimbabwe and to wish to be one of their people, alongside dreaming to have intercourse with Mugabe.

I took a single glance at the gem of Zimbabwe in Africa, and became Zimbobsessed with the country and Mugabe, later I got sexually aroused looking at a map of Africa.

by The Thot Who Got Shot May 1, 2018

zimguffet

A Zimguffet it a breed of ASS GOBLIN that lusts for nothing but the pain of BDSM and hot candle wax. Zimguffets are usually three feet tall with 27 inch penises that they force down your throat.

"Man! I met a Zimguffet last night. He stretched my throat with his twenty-seven inch cum rod."

by HeavymetalWeeaboy March 10, 2018

zimring

A guy who is most likely a teacher, bald, and plays soccer. Everyone around him most likely thinks he's a creep and gives people 0 out of 5 on their DBQ's because he is a gay.

Dont be a gay faggot, dont pull a zimring.

by Darkboi May 21, 2018

Zimmon

When you call someone high and never really hang up.

I kinda went zimmon on emilio last night, I babbled on for 6 hours!

by zealous May 31, 2018