cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.

Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??

by jman james July 19, 2024

ass-wipery

Engaging in an activity or behavior that should be below one's dignity

I've never seen such a level of ass-wipery in my professional career.

by webhubtel April 5, 2024

Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Phantom Wiper

A phantom wiper is an unknown person who wipes their butt on various objects.

If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.

"Hey did you see that towel with brown streaks on it?"

"The phantom wiper strikes again!!!"

by Nightguy06 February 3, 2026

LR 90 wipers

This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.

I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.

by honkeydonkey May 23, 2013

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014

Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018