Wig Wig Wog

A fake word that was made up by a kappa male

"I'm a sigma, you're a wig. *wig. *wog."
"That's a fake word."

"That's something a wig wig wog would say."

by Not a kappa but a sigma male January 17, 2022

water wig

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.

Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.

by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021

wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

by DanSatch March 20, 2017

Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.

Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.

by Michelle22 October 21, 2022

Wig Fetish

A Wig fetish is having an obsession over wigs and having the desire to snatch them from someone's head.

-Example-

Michael: János look at her wig I would love to snatch it and run away
János: nah you wylin, you definitely have a wig fetish

by Lilnika123 July 2, 2024

Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

Wig

Short for 'wig out' meaning 'freak out'

1: bro check this OUT, you won't believe it, it will make you WIG
2: pssh nah, lemme see. Show me
1: *shows 2 the thing*
2: 🤯

by SmiLeyP October 1, 2022