money whip 

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex

Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?

money whip by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009

Walnut Whip

When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".

Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.

Alright mate, have you had a wank today?

No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.

Walnut Whip by tomtomabdiwali September 21, 2014

the hair whip 

A sex act, in which the female straddles the male and proceeds to quickly move her head in a circular motion, making her hair "whip" accross her partner(s) face.
See kinky

rita is so kinky, she loves to do the hair whip.

the hair whip by mac rob June 11, 2006

miwacwe whip 

A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.

Noah's Food Reviews is on the miwacwe whip diet.

miwacwe whip by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

fizzy whip (physiological whiplash)

What your body experiences when you travel from one destination to another that has a completely different climate. Typically Northern to Southern Hemisphere switches.

Oh no, I just got to Norway after an insanely long flight from Australia. I feel like I have a terrible case of fizzy whip (physiological whiplash). I'm going to need to nap so hard!

fizzy whip (physiological whiplash) by epiwonk August 3, 2018

tard whip 

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

tard whip by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

pre-whip 

Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.

Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”

pre-whip by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019