twat weasel 

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

twat weasel by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010

Greasy Weasel 

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

Greasy Weasel by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

hide the weasel 

A reference to sex

Tom asked susie if she would help him hide the weasel.

hide the weasel by ApplesandBananas987373 January 16, 2011

fuck faced weasel 

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.

You are such a fucker faced weasel

fuck faced weasel by Kittykat6996 July 30, 2005

pussy-weasel 

A pussy-weasel in a person who is afraid of any confrontation with the people or person they are ripping off. One who talks shit but never backs it up. A sneaky person who hides behind a female.

That pussy-weasel sold me some fake bapes (shoes) and I haven't seen him since. No one likes a pussy-weasel.

pussy-weasel by Primo Jones August 14, 2006

Stink Weasel 

A phrase commonly shouted by the drunken biker lady, who sits by herself at the show; perhaps a type of mating call?

"Stink WEASEL!!!"

Stink Weasel by Justinsmith1 October 1, 2006

crack weasel

An extreme brown noser that thrives to get thier nose a little further up the bosses ass

Look at that toupin over there, he's such a crack weasel.

crack weasel by Perday November 1, 2013