Smoke on the Water

A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.

(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?

by lucasiada April 21, 2019

Dinner Water

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.

I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.

by OnABeerBudget September 17, 2011

tranny water

The clear liquid cum produced by male-to-female transsexuals. This is caused by testosterone blockers or an orchiectomy, which cause there to be no white fluid (produced by the testicles).

My mistress fed me only tranny water for a month.

by SkaiSelachamorph January 25, 2014

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.

The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.

by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009

Water Goblins

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!

by Daniel McLaren June 27, 2003