walk the dog

to masterbate.

last night i walked the dog

by I not telling November 09, 2003

elephant walk

Done naked, post rugby game, opponents welcome. One arm under your crotch gripping your mates hand similarly placed, your other arm gripping the dudes hand in front of you. Singing something like "We all going on a Lion Hunt".

All the rest is bogus. Sphincters, dick grabbing etc., are knock offs by twits if they exist at all.

Best done at the bar or the Common Area if it's late enough.

Don't ever recall Elephant Walk being used in a sentence. It just happens, like a ruck.

by UC. 2nd Row March 15, 2017

War walking

Walking around looking for open wireless networks with a laptop or PDA.

I'm going to be war walking with my iBook later.

by Maq January 03, 2004

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 22, 2005

Walking Felony

A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!

i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime

by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009

Walking Wikipedia

A Walking Wikipedia is someone who appears to have more definitions inside them than the famous online dictionary. They will bring up nuggets of amazing information, usually totally irrelevant to the conversation and totally pointless. They are generally admired by people for their knowledge of pointless facts.

Guy 1: 'So did we have any English homework?'
Guy 2: 'I think so, yeah'
Guy 3: 'Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?'
Guy 1: 'Alright you walking wikipedia, thank you but i'm a little busy right now'

by Galactrix93 November 06, 2009

walking dildo

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.

Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...

by D.Praved January 30, 2010