wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake

"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"

by snuffletussul October 20, 2016

Ass wake

When you walk behind someone and smell their dirty ass.

I was at the grocery store today and walked through someone's ass wake and nearly vomited.

by Macdaddyjbrown September 2, 2025

Anal Wake

Another word for morning sex.

Girlfriend: Im awake.
Boyfriend: Do you want anal wake?

by ohnomyroofleaking September 18, 2025

Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 25, 2021

Wisconsin Wake up

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.

Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

by Dank_Harry May 26, 2018

Wake up filthy

Wake up filthy

Free nigga bluff=wake up filthy

by Milann July 1, 2022

wake & shake

using a vibrator first thing in the morning

A friend of mine likes to start their day with a wake & shake and their skin is amazing.

by Xethdiz October 31, 2023