vagina deny ya

the female version of a cock block.

I was going to watch fireworks with my boyfriend, but my mom made me go hang out with my grandma and watch reruns of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. She is such a vagina deny ya.

by i hate raymond. August 8, 2010

Vagina Twitch

When something arouses a woman enough to make her vagina twitch.

I was listening to Erotic fanfiction when I got a vagina twitch for 20 min.

by Unicorns are deadly <3 July 26, 2016

vagina vapor

A common slang term for "pussy stank" used primarily by 12 to 16 year old boys. This term has been declared illegal in Alabama unless reffering to someone related by blood.

I was kissing my way down to the bellybutton, then I was hit by a wall of vagina vapor.

by unclebumpylips January 27, 2019

Vagina Man

The act of pushing ones weiner and balls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a vagina as the weiner and balls are hiding towards the butt. Usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embarassed naked woman.

Tom pulled a vagina man on the bus ride. John is not gay; however, he said Tom would be a hot chick.

by Lost Almost August 17, 2010

Vagina Demons

A Demon, that lives inside a womans vagina and prevents her from having intercourse. Often by ripping off the male's penis and devouring it in the most bloody and violent way imaginable. Twice as bad as The BME Pain Olympics.

Don't touch Jade, she has Vagina Demons.

by Pocket-Rocket April 5, 2009

Vagina Fairys

The vagina fairys are the farys who live in my vagina, They have built a city in all 15 of them, Saddly 3 of the vaginas were destroyed because of zombies, :(

Vagina fairys #12345 got and A* in the it's GCSE SCIENCE
We are very proud.

Where as vagina fairy #23454 got a F we disowned him.

But the rest go and attack people and kill them from the inside, They enter through the toe nails.

They also through shoes at people ¬.¬ Evil basterds

But it's mostly their "Home" what is evil ^_^

Look at the Vagina Fairys =D

by disnuvcdsv June 21, 2010

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010