say uncle

to give in; to surrender(see also: throw in the towel)

You are shot out bro. Time to say uncle! You better say it!

by Duke_M April 17, 2016

Uncle Bob

A term created by wedding photographers to describe a guest at a wedding with a SLR camera with big lenses and a flash gun.

Uncle Bob has little understanding of his own equipment which is often better than the official photographer and likes to get in the way of the wedding photographer spoiling and directing shots.

There was a total uncle bob at last nights wedding asking me how many megapixels my camera had and he was constantly getting in my way!

by joseph84 January 4, 2010

Uncle Ron

A nickname for politician Ron Paul.

I am voting for Uncle Ron for president.

by htric October 10, 2011

Uncle Morris

An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.

"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."

by Lee Cooper April 20, 2007

Uncle Ramus

Going behind someone and raming your knee in to their anus.

I really gave shooks the uncle ramus

by donnybrook54 May 14, 2009

Uncle Patel

A man from India with a strong accent who excessivly shouts Bull Shit! when things don't go his way.

We took a cab from the airport and the driver was Uncle Patel.

I sat next to Uncle Patel on the plane.

by Michael Sweebe November 30, 2006

The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

by JoZG October 20, 2008