Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

you've been tarpleed

When you are with a Tarplee and you get really drunk, you have been 'Tarpleed'!

Omg you've been Tarpleed

by Bobbie-Ray December 2, 2013

When is topless day

On the 5th of June

When is topless day?

On the 5th of June

by Killer. 0 March 15, 2022

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

Doo doo torpedoes

Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.

Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.

by 123bdk October 6, 2023

Tos ‘n Topple

Drinking game.

Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.

Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.

Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee

Person 1: Let’s play Tos ‘n topple
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I want to get drunk

by that.guy.lee January 5, 2024

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024