tootenstein

Commonly used to describe a person who walks around all day farting or "tooting".

Phil - Damn man it smells so bad in here
John - Yeah Tootenstein just walked in

Amy - Josh is such a Tootenstein! Omg, he needs to lay off the laxatives!

by erterton June 10, 2010

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

toothbat

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

tooty frooty

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.

"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"

by a famous austrian painter April 28, 2021

ghetto toothbrush

a menthol cigarette, usually a newport.

ghetto toothbrush

by Melawn June 17, 2009

tootsie roll exchange

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).

Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.

by clute April 1, 2011