Tongue Puddle

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011

Beef Tongue

A very dirty sounding term that has almost no actual relevance but is used to confuse young girls prior to copulation.

Cody- Hey Katherine, want some "beef tongue"?

Katherine- What's beeftongue?

Cody- If you don't know then just don't worry about it...

by AyGurl_howudurin? September 1, 2009

Patriotic Tongue Salute

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.

Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009

Triton Tongue

You eat so much UCSD food so that you think just about anything tastes good.

A: Man that whopper tastes so good.

B: You have Triton Tongue

by 조니 태부 May 19, 2010

Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.

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by BryanWat November 29, 2010

Giraffe Tongue

A huge dark clit. Usually found in/on black chicks, but the coloration and size can be found in other races. Named because of the resemblance to a giraffe tongue, g.t for short Possible side-effect of vegetarianism.

"Sorry ma'am i can't get my dick in, your massive penis is in the way!"

"It's not a dick, it's my clit!"

"Oh... it looks like a giraffe tongue."

by Funkit January 2, 2011

vibrating tongue ring

The vibrating tongue ring is a barbell for a tongue piercing that has a vibrator on the top, used for oral sex.

Hey I went to her house last night and I brought my vibrating tongue ring, she was all over!!

by XxMonzterxX December 27, 2019