fuck toad 

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

fuck toad by erin f. June 28, 2006

toadly

totally!
but in a sarastic manor.

that's toadly awesome.
toadly, man, toadly.

toadly by drdouglasp July 27, 2005

peep toad 

little fart that makes a little noise

Sam: I kinda farted
Jared: Sounds like a peep toad

peep toad by Jaseguin January 13, 2008

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi 

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi by harry flashman July 4, 2003

butt toad 

A nasty warty toad that lives up the bum of Stigmata Boy.

Butt Toads (toadus-arsus) live of cheese and cheese based products. They a reknown for talking complete crap, but been a rectal parasite that is hardly a stunning fact.

Some belive that a race of butt toad

"George Bush is breeding an army of Butt Toads up his own arse, when the time is right .. they will stike..."

butt toad by ~betamax~ October 12, 2004

toad 

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

toad by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Ocean Toad 

It is too obvious to mention.

Behold, an "Ocean Toad"

Ocean Toad by woodrowman November 26, 2010