Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.
"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."
by KayVonPaul June 3, 2021
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that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021
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They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022
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when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it
someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”
by lanadelraeservelemonade August 2, 2023
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When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader
Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.
by carpitect October 16, 2018
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