A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
by Justin1552 August 19, 2008
Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 15, 2011
the act of manual stimulation, sometimes oral sex, by a provider at a massage parlor... think happy ending
by ginneed May 13, 2011
You know it's too late when you're touching sock!
by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004
When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".
Sometimes referred to as "crowning".
Sometimes referred to as "crowning".
I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".
also
I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".
also
I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".
by Mental Midget November 15, 2003
Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
by major_delmac March 01, 2005
to masterbate.
by yajohnson August 21, 2009