muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
by Muse_Luver October 29, 2009
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Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019
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taco muff

check out her taco muff!
by ja'mie kingly May 22, 2010
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muff juice

theres muff juice on the chair
by mikeb72 July 01, 2010
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Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.
"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."
by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017
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Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.
Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)
by Head Doctor February 05, 2014
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hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair
That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!
by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019
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