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Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"
by AmySueDew July 24, 2021
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moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.
On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.
by Bewiggedroom43 December 6, 2016
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Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
mugGet the Moistmug.

critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.
For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.
by iammoist April 22, 2023
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critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.
For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.
by iammoist April 22, 2023
mugGet the critikally moistmug.

Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.
by Archmageous April 14, 2022
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moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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