squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch

guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?

by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010

Wet lettuce

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

Lettuce Trim

A woman's disgusting beefy vagina that needs to get cleaned up.

The baby gap sells 4-pack toddler socks mimicking the style of lettuce trim.

by Fort Skin February 22, 2024

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

Lettuce

Someone who isn’t very good at football.

Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”

by JonJon24 January 23, 2024

Lettuce Fetcher

A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce

Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"

by Chicken cox January 31, 2020