by WT613 February 11, 2022
1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
by DilledDough September 05, 2011
by DL3223 April 15, 2008
The opposite of loose unit; to get mortally fucked up to the point of not remembering the night but still somehow making it back to bed.
Katie: "I think I remember jumping through my window to get back in"
Harvey: "Katie... you're a fucking loose unit"
Katie: "Mate I am a fucking.. TIGHT UNIT!"
Harvey: "Katie... you're a fucking loose unit"
Katie: "Mate I am a fucking.. TIGHT UNIT!"
by HarvDaddy February 21, 2018
WC: TIGHT BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!
by Chrispie December 28, 2012
by Rae January 11, 2004
by DrMarten March 02, 2004