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Slobber of Skanks

n; verb; & adjective: Slobber is used to describe when one or more skanks are within close enough proximity to interact with each other. Shall be defined as a "Slobber of Skanks", such as a herd of cattle, and murder of crows, a coven of witches, etc.
Dude, I went to the bar lastnight. You should have seen the slobber of skanks in that place....they were everywhere
by FSASYA August 12, 2010
mugGet the Slobber of Skanksmug.

Skank-Ho

A nasty ugly woman who stinks and sleeps with whoever will let her.
Rose has to go on every dating site to try and get laid because no decent man that meets her ugly, stinky, rotten tooth, horse face self would want her. Rose is the biggest Skank-Ho I know
by Happy Camper 5 March 22, 2022
mugGet the Skank-Homug.

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.
Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.
by Lucothefish November 26, 2009
mugGet the Skank washmug.

skanks in the center

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."

(skanks run to the middle and laugh)

anon: skanks in the center!!
by battletortoise May 14, 2008
mugGet the skanks in the centermug.

hidden skank

A girl who sleeps around with every guy possible, but isn't classified as a whore or skank because of her high academics such as being ranked or near the rank of a valedictorian which hides the skankness.
Abigail: "That asshole cheated on me with bitch ass Stacy."

Daun: "Valedictorian Stacy?"

Abigail: "YES!"

Daun: "OMG, she was with Bret like a few days ago. She is such a hidden skank."
by Vanity_$ January 23, 2009
mugGet the hidden skankmug.

Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
mugGet the Armitage Skanksmug.

Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.
by Wrangler of Skanks August 18, 2011
mugGet the Skank wranglermug.

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