sweet therese

an ass belonging to an unknown caymanian girl...this ass is nicer than you mother and bigger than your face! its so great that it makes all the girls jealous. it has its own ID, and gets into the club by itself...upon the owners departing from the earth... it will be framed in the royal ontario musuem (ROM) in toronto canada!

shit sweet therese is looking to fly today

dude sweet therese just got us into the club! YEAH!

by queenblack July 30, 2008

There's the nipple

To find something you had been looking for in a sudden and unexpected manner.

Guy1: Where the fuck are my parents?
Guy2: I think they were in the kitchen
Guy1: OH FUCK THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!
Guy2: There's the nipple!

by Asswraith December 20, 2010

There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola May 11, 2018

There's more than one way to skin a cat

If you can't complete your task one way, you find another way.

I can't find my pencil sharpener so I'll use a knife. There's more than one way to skin a cat.

by Truthful Mikki December 10, 2018

Therése Victoria

The most beautiful socialite ever. She attends Monroe Middle School, and makes Monroe Middle School worth attending. Everyone loves her to death. She totes around Dooney and Bourke and Coach purses. She has a pet Chihuahua, and enjoys lounging by her lake to tan. She is really good at Algebra, Science, Music, and Language Arts. She hates Latin and P.E. I mean, who really wants to go to some P.E. class with a bunch of yobs instead of being with her European physical trainer? She is constantly setting trends. Her favorite mall is SouthPark Mall. How do I know so much about this fierce fashionista? I am her stalker! ;)

That is so fetch. Therese is no yob, rather a dashing young socialite!

by Stalker February 24, 2005

There's no such thing as free lunch

A phrase that suggests sexual favors will ensue the current meal.

The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.

by Dan Mit September 26, 2006

Theresa

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One important thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll forgive you eventually, but they sure will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has earned herself quite the popularity, there's always someone who would recognize her! She also loves trying new things and the best part is that she LOVES people who are passionate in their hobbies or what they love to do most. Did I mention that she's also absolutely amazing? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She never fails to cheer someone up instantly no matter how bad their day is, and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's THAT amazing. She also loves to help people no matter what situation they're in, BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she won't reveal how tired she is. She's done so much for other people but doesn't care how exhausted she is, as long the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there for her, there to help her, to let her know that there are people who care about her and that she's not alone. So, if you have a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and the make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her on day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!

I don't think I'd find anyone as amazing as Theresa

by Roland 7E October 9, 2022