monke

big monke

monke like banana

by ammelies (TikTok) February 4, 2021

Monke

You but hairy and dumb

Guy: do you remember monkes

Other guy : um yea
Guy: THEY ALL FUCKING DIED THEY GODDAMN FUCKING DIED
Other guy: ⊙_⊙

by Melodyseen July 11, 2022

Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).

-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*

by Moorson October 1, 2020

Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play

"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"

by MadRizz February 11, 2022

monke

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by MonkeLandKing December 29, 2023

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013