middle school

The worst years of anyone's entire life. Middle schools typically has grades 6-8, some middle schools have 5-8 or 7-8. Middle schoolers always make sexual jokes, flirt with other boys/girls, vandalizes school property such as the bathroom stalls, the student desks or the courtyard/playground (they often write people's names on the stalls such as "Person's name is a whore" or draws penises on it), gets into a lot of fights, smokes cigarettes, does drugs and gangbang, wears popular clothing like Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc to be the "popular kid" and they gossip, always make out with another middle schooler in the corner, and usually has a relationship lasting no more than 2 weeks. Girls often twerk in the locker room. When you tell on the students that are doing something they aren't supposed to be doing, the staff does nothing about it.
Elementary schooler me: I can't wait to go to middle school!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
by a random eggplant December 28, 2019
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middle school

The hellish place that I am forced to dwell in for 7 hours 5 times a week. Filled with transphobic people.
Person 1: "That trip to the gym was so tough, it felt like I was in middle school!"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"
by DanCompressed March 06, 2017
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middle-raged

a time in a person's life between the ages of 45-50, where everything makes said person extremely angry.
Jeff began to believe he was crazy when he would start screaming at random people at exactly 2pm everyday, until he realized he was 46 and he had hit his middle-raged years.
by vms July 15, 2015
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middle island

A town where only crackheads live in, almost every place there is ghetto but they will fuck up anybody.
That kids from middle island don't mess with him he has a big dictionary
by Home slice real nigga talk April 10, 2017
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middle village

a town that has white people trying to act black at juniper park. slowly, black kids are entering. you will most likely get jumped by gangs. little middle school kids smoke shit at the track and the hockey rink because they think they're cool. they ride their little tricycles and call themselves bike life. they wheelie with their training wheels and post all over the gram. olh and margaret's are shitty schools that are so called "good" but the kids are all depressed because their teachers suck. don't buy a house and start a family in middle village or "mv" or "murderville"
hey let's go hang in middle village

yaa bro let's go to juni and wheelie!!1!1!1!1
by natalie posjsowa April 14, 2017
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Middle Seat

When a man or woman sits between the laps of two men and inserts both penises into their anus or vagina.
The Middle Seat is a really difficult position to get into.
by TheInformerofAll January 29, 2011
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middle aged

i. a period between early adulthood and old age, anywhere from 30 to 65 years old.

ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than 29...)
The man was middle-aged, though he loathed to admit it.

My students make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am 29 forever...
by An English Major January 26, 2012
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