Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 05, 2019
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Nevada Cocktail

A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.
Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
by FakeFent November 19, 2024
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Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids January 01, 2022
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The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024
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Cocktail Slide

Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking
Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however
by ScrubMasterFTW October 04, 2021
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Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022
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Death In Clapham - Cocktail

A cocktail made famous by the great writer and author J.G. Nowak. Recipe: Pour 25ml of Ouzo over ice into a champagne glass, top up with champagne, garnish with lemon and consume. Tradionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
The Death In Clapham - Cocktail is traditionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
by JGN January 01, 2014
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