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Bastard Licker

Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.

A man of low character.

Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.

Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
He is with his girlfriend checking out that girls ass.. what a Bastard Licker!
by Fatty Bubbles July 20, 2009
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commy bastard

Mrs. Donatello: Do u have ur homework john?
John: Shuddup Mrs. Donatello u commy bastard!
by Taylor_Hub April 20, 2015
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jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck
That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!
by rudi October 29, 2006
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rat bastard

an completely wretched and despised person
by Light Joker November 15, 2004
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shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012
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Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks
Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard
by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009
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Lucky Bastard

He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!
That Lucky Bastard's Marianne's boyfriend.
by dovepeach February 20, 2011
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