Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
by Fatty Bubbles July 20, 2009

by Taylor_Hub April 20, 2015

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!
by rudi October 29, 2006

by Light Joker November 15, 2004

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!
by dovepeach February 20, 2011
