testifuck

To stick a nut inside a girls vagina in the act of sex

"What did you do with that chick last night"
I testifucked her ha ha

by Mastapimpdaddy April 10, 2009

Testiculars

1. Of or on the male body, and sometimes female body (but don't tell no one). A way of expressing your manhood.

2. A hippopotamus wearing a skirt.

1. We're men, MEN!, manly men, the kind of men that have big testiculars.

2. That is one big testicular!

by Noltons6 August 19, 2009

Tesi

A group of rednecks who have lots of friends with guns. They are extremely dangerous when confronted on there home land which they will defend till the end of time. Tesies are very diverse in culture, race, and knowledge. They may be rednecks but they're smart, cunning and will not turn down a fight. If one happens to offer you friendship take it as soon as possible you will become like a member of the family.

Them Tesies are crazy.

by Dogsnake1 November 9, 2016

how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

by trippmunky October 2, 2007

Testing

VERB:
Testing is when someone fondles their/someones testicles in a sexual manner.

Hey man this chick was awesome last night, right when i was about to nut she started testing me. aww that was awesome.

by mr grimm666 April 28, 2009

tertiary

Things Douchebags say to thier ghetto friends to make them confused.

This blunt wrap is tertiary, i gots two more

by ill-sho-stoppa September 1, 2011