Tweenis Envy 

When tween stars such as Justin Bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.

(40 year old woman on the telephone)- "Did you see that Rebecca Black video? I want HER life...I got some bad tweenis envy!"

Tweenis Envy by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

tennis skirt 

The girl who has sex with other girls boyfriend who she do not know.

You better watch that tennis skirt, she will get your man...

tennis skirt by GeminI4u February 6, 2014

Tennis 

A Game often played by middle school boys. where they hold hands and slap each other's hand the winner is the guy who either doesn't say ow or who's hand is the least reddest

Brandon: wanna play tennis?
Ben: Sure!
*slaps one anothers hand*
Ben: ow!!!!
Brandon: Hahaha i won :)

Tennis by *...........* :) :) June 24, 2009

tenis 

The tip of one's penis

I got hit in the tenis

tenis by mike the great one March 28, 2004

Tennis-shoe Hustla 

When you are so fly u are above a pimp or a mac etc. Tennis Shoe hustla is not always used in the context of women although it abviously can be. you see son when uze a TSH you jus so fresh.

Ignant nigga: ay yo you aint nothin but a Tennis-shoe Hustla
Edjumacatid mo fo: nigga dats ignant (proceeds to whop on ignant niggas ass)

Tennis-shoe Hustla by That mo fo' July 6, 2006

tennis 

A sport in which wimps hit a ball till someone screws up. Also has the largest lgbt community for a sport

Person "let's play tennis"
2nd person. " I'd rather dig my own grave then play that pussy sport"

tennis by hahaha1256 May 3, 2015

treenis 

Ok this is one my friends made up. A treenis is a drawing of a penis with leaves at the top so fags and parents won't think that it's a penis, instead they think it's a tree!

Guy one: (drawing a penis on my friends shirt) LOOK A PENIS!

My friend: MY MOM'LL KILL ME IF SHE SEES THAT! i won't be able to wear that shirt!

Guy 1: No problem! (draws leaves at the top to make it look like a coconut tree) IT'S A TREENIS!

treenis by Desiree A. December 16, 2005