tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

tard muffin

Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.

Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!

by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009

Party Tard

Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...

Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?

by Alcoholism November 20, 2004

chromo-tard

A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)

can be brought on by genetics.

parents are usually former/current druggies.

these people sometimes drool in public.

Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.

by g-diggity June 12, 2006

Flo-rid-a-tard

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.

I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

k-town takedown

While in Kailua, Oahu; a drunk female is often times swarmed by males; the winner scores the k-town takedown.

Davey: Dude... Nicole is pretty drunk
Fellow Males: Hey man, go for the k-town takedown...
Davey: Shooots

*Drunk girl walks in*
Guys: TAKE'R DOWN!!!

by Jah Sweet Herbal Meditation November 10, 2008

Tard Shepard

Someone who supervises and watches over the mentally and/ or physically handicapped

That boy looks lost, where is his tard shepard.

by Deek da Biker December 11, 2005