sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004

Sweater

Someone who sweats alot

wow, Joe is such a sweater (said after P.E class)

by Rapiant July 1, 2007

Ugly Sweater

A sweater of no/or little value often torn or missing specific lettering/logos/tags that any normal sweater might of once had.

I ran out of laundry so I wore my ugly sweater.

by BuDDy February 22, 2005

Sweater Cat

A cat that wears a sweater. Some sweater cats have a trademark or signature sweater.

My sweater cat prefers argyle and refuses to wear mohair. He’s a vegan.

by justWink June 10, 2011

Sweater vest

It's not a thing. People try to make it a thing but It shouldn't ever be a thing

"What is John wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"What is a sweater vest"
"It's not a thing"

by Jcrxoxox December 14, 2014

Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

sweatervest

used to describe when a job has become so corny and redundant that you wear sweatervests to work. describes a situation that is gay

Dude, that is so sweatervest.

by KeefMo December 27, 2007