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Head-cooling station

The head-cooling station is the frozen foods section in the grocery store; where you can open a cooler door and stick your head in if you start having hot flashes or are simply pouring sweat on account of all the umph! it takes to get from one end of the store to the other, and either no one will notice because it looks like you're grabbing a bag of veggies, OR they notice but don't pass judgement because they came there to do the exact same thing!!
"Mom, you're sweating profusely," I told her as we came around the aisle and she popped her head into the frozen goods cooler. "You'd better stay right here in the head-cooling station while I go grab a buggy to finish up our shopping!"
by K!Mpo$$ible August 26, 2022
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kit conner situation

to force a celebrity to publicly come out about their sexuality against their will, due to accusations of queer baiting
“don’t turn this into a kit conner situation, let jenna ortega come out in her own time”

“it will become a kit conner situation when everyone is asking them about their sexuality
by johnxina111 December 4, 2022
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Shed Some Blood On The Situation

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.
Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.
by It Was Written June 16, 2010
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shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself
The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation
by Stias April 9, 2006
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hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
by carole and RIch October 16, 2007
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New York Subway Station

When a man and a woman put their buttholes together and one of them takes a crap into the other persons butthole.
Dude, I gave my girl a New York Subway Station last night and it gave her a quick orgasm.
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Station 5

Lavatory.

Restroom.

Bathroom.

Men's room.

Ladie's room.

Potty break.

The Jon.

Station 5 is a polite code meaning: To use the toilet.
by grace1129 June 23, 2006
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