Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009

stroke face

Stroke face is usually captured in photos after someone has been partying heavily. It is where someone has a lazy, or lopsided eye that is completely or partially partially shut giving the appearance of a stroke or mild seizure.

Dude, you must have partied hard look at that stroke face in these pictures!

by Misskittykat September 15, 2015

Clam Stroke

The women's pussy is so wet it resembles a clam and the stroke of the man/women tongue makes the pussy even more wet. creating the clam stroke.

Can't believe i witnessed Rebecca's Clam Stroke it was so hot i'm getting one tonight
Did you see the way Ross gave Rachel a Clam Stroke
Gosh i really want a Clam Stroke but my boyfriend isn't kinky

by tacomama0000 May 15, 2018

Bong Stroke

When you smoke so much weed you fuck your mind into oblivion

Jacob: You boi, you looked absolutely fuckened
Hershell: Boyo, I am sufferering from bong stroke, feels good cunty

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018

rye stroke

Usually occurs in men after drinking too much rye.
One eye closes and one side of the mouth turns into a sneer.
The rye stroke can also induce rye rage.

I really can't drink rye too much anymore, or I become offensive and I get the rye stroke.

by perkycarrot August 2, 2011

saget stroking

the act of stroking bob saget (fag)

jim and bob were saget stroking for 4 hours straight

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004