Straight Head

1. A goody-goody.
2. A sober person.

1. Man don't be a straight head...

2. Bro I've been a straight head all day.

by BERTBOY! September 21, 2019

edgy straight

when someone looks gay as hell but is actually straight somehow

Jill: Wow do you think that girl is gay because of the way dresses?
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight

by dicklesschickless July 25, 2017

Straight Sixer

A non-alcoholic six pack preferred by people that live a straight edge lifestyle. Most commonly a six pack of Root Beer that comes in a beer-type carrier.

Person A: Hey dude, you going to that kegger tonight?
Person B: Yea, but I'm not drinking cause I'm Straight Edge.
Person A: So am I, that's why I'm taking a Straight Sixer.

by Joshua TX July 30, 2011

Straight dumplings

Used to signify that something is bull shit or not worth the trouble or effort.

I wanna try taking AP next year

Nah bro that shits straight dumplings

by Parzival1337 November 9, 2021

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Straight Grizzly

Grizzly is most commonly used to describe something as being badass or really rad.
But down here we use it as another word for ratchet - or a nasty hoe

"Damn look at that ratchet ass bitch"
"yo, that girl is straight grizzly!"

OR

"Like my awesome bear coat?"
"Fuck yeah i do! Lookin straight grizzly"

by whyintheworld November 3, 2012

Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.

"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019