The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.
I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!
by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017
Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 08, 2023
by Manuel59manuel June 03, 2020
To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.
I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.
by B55 May 12, 2022
harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.
by URBANLEGEND001 February 29, 2016
the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper
while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting
by Tomato Pandaa November 09, 2008
when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"
"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
by quackgurl00 January 13, 2012