hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.

girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.

by gurrrllll August 24, 2011

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.

A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.

by dcgrl September 24, 2011

Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.

(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?

by taycolez October 6, 2011

cock stalk

Sexual predatory behavior from a man.

That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.

I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!

by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017

account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017