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pre-spunker

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aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner
I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker
by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003
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Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
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Spinker

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Make me a spinker
by Mennar October 17, 2003
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Spunk Bag

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Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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Spunkelunker

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A receiver of fellatio who is invited into the giver’s throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

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Henry is an enthusiastic spunkelunker, but he always asks first.
by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011
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Spunkelunkee

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A giver of fellatio who invites the receiver into their throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

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Henry: "Is it okay if I spunkelunk?"

Joan: "I'd prefer you didn't. I'm not much of a spunkelunkee. I'm cool with you cumming on my chest."

Henry: "Works for me!"
by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011
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The recipient, whether male or female, of an ejaculation of seminal fluid from one, or more, penises to form a bukkake.
hey dude, I had the gnarliest gang-bang last night!

Oh yeah? Who was the spunkee?
Just this girl called Samantha, she really took it all on the face
by Banterking69420 May 18, 2017
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