Speed Wank

When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.

Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.

by Adventchild November 12, 2009

Speed Limit

The minimum speed that should be even considered safe to travel at, unless weather conditions are that messy to deem otherwise.

Speed Limit 55 on the Interstate means driving below that speed can be considered an impediment to the flow of traffic.

by NWeiner July 19, 2010

Frisco Speedball

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and LSD. a variation on the classic speedball, which is simply a mixture of cocaine and heroin for intravenous injection. taken from the idea that LSD was first widely popular in the Haight-Ashbury section of San Francisco in the 1960's.

I really don't think anybody does Frisco Speedballs anymore, and that's just sad.

by mcGherk July 30, 2006

free speech

An american right, to be able to say anything our hearts tell us to say.
If a person say's something someone else does not like they WILL NOT be persicuted for it.

If you Don't like what I say or write, don't listen to me or read my writings then you will not be offened by it.

by Jim Geddes October 20, 2004

speed baggin'

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....

Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !

by Fav February 15, 2008

Speegle

The most hardcore person you'll meet. He's the best at everything and he also has a huge cock, is smart, athletic, funny, a great drummer, can sing, a chick magnet, and is a complete dream guy for all girls. Well he's just better than you no matter what.

Oh look at Speegle over there I'd love to get laid by him.

Speegle is the best guy I know no one is better than him.

by murk shit July 23, 2009

Speertard

A retard who always plays as Speer's germany in the HOI4 mod TNO (The New Order)

Bro you're such a speertard

by MeNotStreamsnip April 7, 2021