sneezy snatch

Sneezy Snatch: noun;
1: a vagina that is in the process of queefing
2: a violent breezy vagina
3: a puff of air that is excreted from a snatch

It sounded like she farted but it was really just her sneezy snatch that made that sound.

by Flickityflickflack December 28, 2008

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Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

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Girls that have a distinct piss, sweaty odor and sour taste of shame and regret from having a diet that consists of drinking alcohol especially dark liquor. This type of woman expects to be eaten out or fucked after taking a piss, doing any pshysical activities, or binging off booze all night.

I almost threw up, thanks to that whiskey snatch.

by BbyJ0k3r5 January 10, 2014

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snatch cricket

the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom

He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind

by D's Girl June 14, 2014

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Snatch Shutter

A person who is so disgusting that when a woman sees's that person, her vagina shuts for good.

Mikey is such a snatch shutter, when Sarah saw him her pussy snatched shut for good.

by jillyrdxd January 1, 2015

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Snatch Foogle

A verb which means to unexpectedly steal someone's Iphone, somehow unlock it, and mess with the settings, pictures, and other things, while the victim doesn't notice until later.

Ryan: I'm gonna snatch foogle Sarah's Iphone!

Tom: You won't!

Ryan: *Takes her Iphone *
30 minutes later

Sarah: Hey, who took my Iphone?

Ryan :Sorry!
Sarah: Why is there a picture of your crotch as my home screen?
Ryan:XD

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

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