Keyboard smash

A way to tell if someone is LGBTQ + over text. Many people use keyboard smashes to convey that they are LGBTQ in a subtle way. For example keyboard smashes usually start with the letter A or any random letter and go something like this:

Keyboard smash examples:

BAHSHDJDJDJDJFJFJ I CANT BELIEVE HE JUST SAID THAT

ABHDJDJDJDJDJ NO😭

AHHSJDJDJDJDJRJR PLEASE

by Allthingsgay May 3, 2021

smads

Suck My Ass Dumb Shit

#1. You can just go SMADS I'm not doing that

#2.SMADS that definetly is not cool

by jabooba April 3, 2009

let me smash

Becky let me smash

Becky, i got you more blue, let me smash no Ron

by bobby big September 1, 2017

Smash It

1) "Go out and smash it"- A line from a Black Eyed Peas song, which implies that they're going to go out of an evening and have a very good time.

2) What you do when your alarm clock just won't stop beeping, no matter what you do, or how many buttons you press.

3) To indulge in seriously hard sex

1) "Wanna 'go out and smash it? Like, oh my God?"

2) "Smash it! Just fucking smash it! I can't stand the noise anymore!"

3) "Man, did I smash it last night! My back is killing me!"

by MagickDio March 25, 2010

Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

by Just Lew It October 12, 2006

Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.

Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!

by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007

Smapping

The dirty version of spamming, invented by Aura on 1/31/10 @ 12:33am.

Also known as the situation of spam in a dirty manner towards a specified person so they can think negatively & eventually become aroused from the situation.

Aura: OMG TONY STOP SMAPPING ME!

Tony: I can't resist it, I love to smap you in the face♥

by ZeroTony January 31, 2010