Teh Slender Man

The best god damn flood member out there.

Whenever Teh Slender Man posts in a thread, you know its fuckin B.A.

by BadMafucka November 21, 2010

Sex Sled

1. To "accidently" knock someone over on a ski slope and use them as a sled while getting a boner. Finishing is optional. 2. To ride someone like you were part of the jamaican bobsled team.

Patricia rode Larry down her double black diamond like Larry was a sex sled.

by dl2000 March 11, 2008

Slendy Tubbie

Slendy Tubbies are a terrifying spin on the traditional childrens show "TeleTubbies". Also a spin on the terrifyingly awesome game "Slender-Man: The 8 Pages".

Toddler: Mommy I dont like the the TeleTubbies.
Mother: Why?
Toddler: Look!

(Toddler shows mother photo of Slendy Tubbies.)
(Mother faints due to terror.)

by TheMasterFlame May 5, 2015

Sledging

To protrude your jaw outwards whilst rolling your eyes back into your head. Common in hot/humid nightclubs were a lot of people are dancing on Ecstasy.
also: gurn

" eh lad!! pick your fuckin jaw up off the deck and lets get to fuck, I'm fuckin hot as"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

sledging

To 'sledge' is the art of sleeping very heavily.

You can say in a conversation 'iam off for a sledge' this is commonly used after a night of heavy drinking when you know a big sleep is on the cards. sledging.

by slowmass October 18, 2008

alaskan sled ride

A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.

Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!

by Tomazio December 9, 2008

sledger

(n) Layabout, commonly frequents public houses. Interests include beer, sport (predominantly cricket, especially when soccer is out of season), verbally and physically abusing other sledgers, and slogging. Often witnessed complaining about bar tab receipts. Social abilities limited, especially while not inebriated, at such times email being the preferred form of contact, method of derision, etc..

Steve, you're just a dumb sledger. How about that beer?

by sledgemewillyou August 3, 2007