silly as a box of bollocks

A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.

As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".

by Clarkyboy March 7, 2005

Silly Bandz Suffocation

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.

John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010

Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004

sifty

Dodgy, shifty, suspect. Or as a verb: to lurk in a public place ie a bar or club.

Man, that dude at the bar looks really sifty.
Check out that dude sifting in the corner.

by Gibbonsausage May 16, 2004

salty

USMC slang meaning old, faded, or well-used; it has a positive connotation.

"Where'd you get those salty binoculars?" "They were my grandfather's; he was a Marine in World War Two." "Outstanding!"

by FormerMarinefromOregon January 7, 2006

silly putty

silly putty is tight.u can do cool stuff with it like bouce it and stretch it.the color changing kind is tthe killerest though.

Me: I just got some silly putty!"
Person"Sweeeeeeeetttt!"

by Will January 8, 2005

Silly emo kid

Silly Emo Kid (Noun)

A silly emo kid is a young lad or lass who didn't get hugged enough/got hugged too much growing up. They can not deal with the pressures of suburban upper middle class raising, and have obviously been disenfranchised at every turn by society as a whole.

They rebel against this discrimination by smoking any (semi)solid substance they can find, and hanging out in large, sad groups. They listen to each other sing, blog about their hidden loves, and cry loudly in bathrooms.

They are the future of America. Oh joy.

Tom: Lookie, it's that silly emo kid Suzie with emo boy Markus. Hey Markus! Cheer up, emo kid!

Markus - Aw... I'm so sad and lonely.

by Steve in July 16, 2008