Sidebarred

The act of ignoring a phone call from an annoying caller after very few rings, aka hitting the "f-you" button. The term is rooted out of the fact that many popular mobile phone models have a sidebar button to ignore/silence calls.

"Dude, I called you last night and you sidebarred me after 2 rings. Wtf?"

"Omg Kelly... this douchebag just called me and I sidebarred him for the third time this week. Why can't he get that I'm just not that into him?!"

by Ginaglam October 18, 2012

sideboob

Sideboob is the registered trademark of a fashion line by the company Some Brand in Germany (www.sideboob.de). The name Sideboob originates from their renowned shirts with deep and wide side cutouts, which allow a view of the female and male breast seen from the side.

I love these SIDEBOOB Shirts, because they allow a nice view of her breast from the side. Show some sideboob!

by Zischerio August 30, 2013

Sidebook

Creating a second Facebook profile to see other people's profiles on the down low

I couldn't see my ex's profile, so I made a sidebook.

by CPI_guilty December 7, 2014

Sideburn

When you finish haveing anal sex with someone and then slap them in the face with your cock leaving a "sideburn".

I totally nailed that chick in her ass and then drew a sideburn on her face with my dick.

by Sausage Wallet2011 March 3, 2011

sideboard

kitchen counter... this is used regularly by older people in Maine...

"I spilled my beer all over the fucking sideboard guy!"

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

sideburn

its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other

watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!

by stonerbert January 10, 2010

Sideburn Drag

A painful dragging of the sideburn in a upward motion against the grain of the hair growth.
Example: Place your right hand on the top of a person's head and then extend your thumb down to make firm contact with the person's sideburn. In a swift action, drag your thumb in an upward motion while keeping your thumb tightly pressed upon the victim's sideburn. This action should cause the victim a brief moment of harmless yet amusing pain.

"Jason didn't think it was funny when Barry would sneak up and do the sideburn drag on him."

by Barry Agent January 12, 2005